austin life

Behold the A-Team in all it's glory! Okay I know its odd starting a section about austin with a pic from Dallas but hey these are my best friends and its my site so FYM! Andy is bad mofo, check out that fly ass shirt! If that aint a pimp then somebody's been lying to me. And my best friend Angela, folks they just don't come any better than this. What you can't tell is that we had just stolen shit from PF Chang's,. That's right I said it! Got a problem with that? I'll come to you place and steal shit too! That's just how we do it! Think of it as us taking something to remember you by. One minute it's there, and then "Surprise Nigga!"...Jay stop ranting you have plenty more site to go. Do I? Probably. Just smile and say I love these guys. :-) I love these guys. 

These are my friends Andy and Christine, we were at this kick ass burger joint in Austin, I just took a picture all of a sudden, hence the rather unglamorous look of the two of them. See the flash in the window in the back, that's me! I'm Tinkerbell!

This is the shot of Andy rubbing his arm after bitch-slapping me cause I said I could take Mr. T. Afterwards Andy remarked, "I pity you fool. Aint nobody stronger than T!"

Another of my many, "Caught you blinking" photos....sure I could have told her I was taking the picture...but where's the fun in that?

Man if I were any better looking I'd almost pass for attractive. HAHA! ahhh....humor. This was me on Valentine's Day. We were at the Oasis, the classiest restaurant ever! Look at their fucking Ketchup bottles for crying out loud. The Mansion at Turtle Creek aint got shit on that boy...

So we get stuck in traffic and a 3 hour or so trip becomes an almost 6 hour trip, and we get there only for our friend not to be home. Needless to say Andy was tired, so while he slept, looking so pitiful, I danced for nickels just around the corner. Made me almost three dollars! Well, dancing and performing assorted sexual favors...but HEY money's money right?

Sometimes you just get bored. This particular time we have the genius idea of dunking a ding dong into nacho cheese...could it work? Angela thinks so!

Hey Mikey, She likes it!